mfnher:

This is fucking amazing.

CUCUMBER, Y U SO FUNNY

I EAT SALAD WITH MY FINGERS IN MY WHITE DRESS BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX

BROCCOLI, YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY

HAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE LETTUCE

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